just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
NoShamevember. You game?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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