Sry I called you an 8
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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