Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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