You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Dick very happy bro
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