she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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