Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize
