she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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