Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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