weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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