I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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