CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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