FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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