He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Alive.
So much puke
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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