I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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