ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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