I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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