i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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