Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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