I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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