My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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