I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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