Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You may now shotgun with the bride
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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