garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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