i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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