Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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