Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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