yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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