I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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