why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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