were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I love you. Go after that dick
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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