Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have fence marks all over my body
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