may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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