She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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