I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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