So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Randomize
