I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Sorry my hands just texted you
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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