I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Two words: nipple clamps
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