just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
