if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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