i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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