Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
When did angry sex become our thing?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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