We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
