im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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