Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
should my penis look like a turkey
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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