I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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