he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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