the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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