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I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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