There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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