Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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